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Reign of terror(ists being punished)

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“Our troops should be fit,” declares sexist

Yesterday, right on the heels of announcing federal charges for the Tesla firebomber that could bring 20 years in the slammer for an inbred barista looking guy out in Colorado, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi announced the federal government would pursue the death penalty for United Healthcare Assassin Luigi Mangione. While the former has been accused of domestic terrorism by the federal government, the latter is already facing a charge of terrorism from the New York State government, and both (along with probably every high-profile criminal in the country) are in for a rough new season of “criminal justice” — in which criminals are actually served with justice. A trauma response to those several attempted assassinations he survived, or is Trump just reading the culture? Either way, my suggestion is you put down the Molotov cocktail. P.S. your cushy NGO gig is now defunded. So go ahead and learn to code prompt.

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Last Friday, China launched an antitrust review to stall a $23 billion deal that would transfer control of two Panama Canal ports — and 41 others globally — from Hong Kon...

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Monday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered in a memo (...

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Reign of terror(ists being punished)

Yesterday, right on the heels of announcing federal charges for the Tesla firebomber that could bring 20 years in the slammer for an inbred barista looking guy out in Colorado, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi announced the federal government would pursue the death penalty for United Healthcare Assassin Luigi Mangione. While the former has been accused of domestic terrorism by the federal government, the latter is already facing a charge of terrorism from the New York State government, and both (along with probably every high-profile criminal in the country) are in for a rough new season of “criminal justice” — in which criminals are actually served with justice. A trauma response to those several attempted assassinations he survived, or is Trump just reading the culture? Either way, my suggestion is you put down the Molotov cocktail. P.S. your cushy NGO gig is now defunded. So go ahead and learn to code prompt.

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Last Friday, China launched an antitrust review to stall a $23 billion deal that would transfer control of two Panama Canal ports — and 41 others globally — from Hong Kong’s CK Hutchison to a BlackRock-led American group. The surprise delay was reportedly sparked by Xi Jinping’s rage over not being consulted on the deal, which China wanted to leverage in negotiations ...

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“Our troops should be fit,” declares sexist

Monday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered in a memo (...

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