In a wild piece of salacious reporting from the Wall Street Journal, Elon Musk’s personal life was blown open by (allegedly) the most recent mother of his most recent child, Ashley St. Clair. Apparently, the father of at least 14 refers to his children as “legion,” recruits new mothers on X, and once suggested he and Ashley would have to start using surrogates to reach his ambitious repopulation goals for the human race. Now, I can’t speak to his personal life, which I know nothing about, but the army of children specifically? Sorry, it kinda slaps. I’m tired of boring billionaires. Founders of world-altering companies do not belong at Davos sipping wine by the fire in a cozy $1,500 sweater. They should be building new cities as monuments to their grand ambition, funding fringe, essential research, and — yes — building an army of genetically-modified superbeings. By all means, go after the man’s politics. But let him cook.